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Long’s Notes

30 November 2009

Long’s Notes The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universe, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without [...]

Long’s Notes

29 November 2009

Long’s Notes Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Long’s Notes

28 November 2009

Long’s Notes God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent. It says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Long’s Notes

27 November 2009

Long’s Notes Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin; the victim can’t help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Long’s Notes

26 November 2009

Long’s Notes A zygote is a gamete’s way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork


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