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Cartoon Laws

28 February 2008

Cartoon Laws Everything falls faster than an anvil. Examples too numerous to mention from the Roadrunner cartoons. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Cartoon Laws

27 February 2008

Cartoon Laws For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance. This is the one law of animated cartoon motion that also applies to the physical world at large. For that reason, we need the relief of watching it happen to a duck instead. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Cartoon Laws Corollary

26 February 2008

Cartoon Laws Corollary A cat will assume the shape of its container. Murphy’s Laws Collection : Sanjeev.NETwork

Cartoon Laws

25 February 2008

Cartoon Laws Any violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent. Cartoon cats possess even more deaths than the traditional nine lives might comfortably afford. They can be decimated, spliced, splayed, accordion-pleated, spindled, or disassembled, but they cannot be destroyed. After a few moments of blinking self pity, they reinflate, elongate, snap back, or solidify. Murphy’s [...]

Cartoon Laws

24 February 2008

Cartoon Laws Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel entrances; others cannot. This trompe l’oeil inconsistency has baffled generation, but at least it is known that whoever paints an entrance on a wall’s surface to trick an opponent will be unable to pursue him into this theoretical space. The painter is [...]


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